Hey kids! It’s time for another exciting edition of “Meet a World Famous Jungle Skipper!”
Skipper Sarah, aka “Skipper Bubbles”, started her adult career path with high hopes, receiving a full scholarship to Uncle Mitzy’s Clowning College, Austin campus. Bubbles was set to graduate at the top of her class, but fate interfered, and Bubbles was kicked out after an unfortunate balloon animal incident. With nowhere else to turn, Bubbles arrived at the Jungle Navigation Company with an empty seltzer bottle and broken dreams. Bubbles fit right in with the rest of the Skippers, and finally found that home she was longing for. Today is Bubbles last day with us, as she is leaving to be the Head Artistic Director at the Dallas Academy of Dinosaur Interpretive Dancing. Good luck, Bubbles!
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Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto
You’re using all your looks That you’ve thrown from the start-If you let me have my way I swear I’ll tear you apart._
Cause it’s all you can be. You’re a drunk and you’re scared. It’s ladies night. All the girls drink for free.
this picture is extremely relevant to my life
when you get older, your heart dies.
(Source: badhouses)
